10 of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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